Google – Is this really funny?

Hello,  is this Gordon’s Pizza?

No sir, it’s Google Pizza.

I  must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

No sir, Google bought  Gordon’s Pizza last month.

OK. I would like to order a  pizza.

Do you want your usual, sir?

My usual? You know  me?

According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times  you called you
ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses,  sausage, pepperoni,
mushrooms and meat balls on a thick  crust.

OK! That’s what I want …

May  I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula,
sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten free thin  crust?

What? I detest vegetables.

Your cholesterol is  not good, sir.

How the hell do you know?

Well, we  cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical
records.  We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7  years.

Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I  already take
medication for my cholesterol.

Excuse me sir,  but you have not taken your medication regularly. According
to our  database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once,
at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.

I bought more from another  drugstore.

That doesn’t show on your credit card  statement.

I paid in cash.

But you did not withdraw  enough cash according to your bank statement.

I have other  sources of cash.

That doesn’t show on your last tax return  unless you bought them using an
undeclared income source, which is  against the law.

WHAT ????

I’m sorry, sir, we use such  information only with the sole intention of
helping  you.

Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google, Facebook,  Twitter, WhatsApp
and all the others. I’m going to an island without  internet, cable TV, where
there is no cell phone service and no one  to watch me or spy on me.

I understand sir, but you need to  renew your passport first. It expired 6
weeks  ago…

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