Gilbert & Sullivan Pirates of Penzance the Very Model of a Modern Major-General!
A Modern major generals ode to Trump’s Genius and Stability #stablegenius
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf, or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.
I like to tweet the lies of racist grievances historical
When Russian ties are mentioned I deny them categorical
I do not feel the sting of words because I am avenious
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!
I’m very well aquainted, too, with matters economical,
I understand the 1% must have tax that is nominal,
About two-state solutions I am teeming with a lot ‘o nukes (a lot o’ nukes)
And all the generals crap their pants and wonder if we need a coup.
I have around me sycophants
And a modern major general
On the pot, at night I tweet
With logic that’s ephemeral
I get to skate on crimes that
Others normally find hein-ious
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genious
I am the very model of a very stable genius
I’ve information salvaged from the fake news lies so grievious
I know the presidents of the United States of ‘merica
From whatsisname to thingy…er… and other esoterica
I’m very well acquainted too with matters so political
I generate a deluge of fine tweets so very critical
About the crooked Hillary I’ve emails just extraordinaire
With many cheerful facts about gorillas and Obamacare
Why Impeachment may not be enough, and may not be the fair road to take.
Nullify 2016 “election” & all acts derived from it.